See what happened in our school.
During one maths lesson.. TEACHER; What?!!,, Andrew, why you dey sleep in my class? Andrew; am not sleepin sir.. Am just..umm.. TEACHER; (interrupts) ok,,if u’ve been payin attention, proove it by answerin dis question ; if u get 12 chocolates, u giv 4 to Nkechi, giv 3 to Halima and giv 3 to Ronke,,, wetin you go get? Andrew; I go get 3 girlfreinds!................... A plane wan 2 crash and dia wia only 4 parachutes meanwhile dia wia 5 people on d plane. Di first was messi and he said “i’m d best footballer,i cant die now” so im take one and left. Di 2nd was Aliko Dangote and he said “i’m di richst man in Africa? i’m to young to die”so he took one and left. President jonathan said”i’m d smartst president so i cant die now” he took di 3rd nd left. It was left the Pope and a skul girl. Di Pope said to her ” tak di last one I’ll sacrifice my life for u”she reply say “dia are two parachutes left, Jonathan took my skool bag.. . . .na so jonathan take die. . . .share wit ur frnds. . . .......................... JAMES: ma, I saw a strap of your bra.. TEACHER: James Getout!,no class for u 4 a week!. *Another Boy laughs* TEACHER: Why did u laugh?? BOY : i saw both straps of dat ur bra, u got a gud bra though TEACHER: GETOUT, no class 4 u for 1 month!.. *Teacher bends down 2 pick chalk & johnny started walking out..* TEACHER: Johnny, why are you going out? JOHNNY : what i saw just now, I think my school days are. over!!!!!...lols. . . share wit ur frnds.............
During one maths lesson.. TEACHER; What?!!,, Andrew, why you dey sleep in my class? Andrew; am not sleepin sir.. Am just..umm.. TEACHER; (interrupts) ok,,if u’ve been payin attention, proove it by answerin dis question ; if u get 12 chocolates, u giv 4 to Nkechi, giv 3 to Halima and giv 3 to Ronke,,, wetin you go get? Andrew; I go get 3 girlfreinds!................... A plane wan 2 crash and dia wia only 4 parachutes meanwhile dia wia 5 people on d plane. Di first was messi and he said “i’m d best footballer,i cant die now” so im take one and left. Di 2nd was Aliko Dangote and he said “i’m di richst man in Africa? i’m to young to die”so he took one and left. President jonathan said”i’m d smartst president so i cant die now” he took di 3rd nd left. It was left the Pope and a skul girl. Di Pope said to her ” tak di last one I’ll sacrifice my life for u”she reply say “dia are two parachutes left, Jonathan took my skool bag.. . . .na so jonathan take die. . . .share wit ur frnds. . . .......................... JAMES: ma, I saw a strap of your bra.. TEACHER: James Getout!,no class for u 4 a week!. *Another Boy laughs* TEACHER: Why did u laugh?? BOY : i saw both straps of dat ur bra, u got a gud bra though TEACHER: GETOUT, no class 4 u for 1 month!.. *Teacher bends down 2 pick chalk & johnny started walking out..* TEACHER: Johnny, why are you going out? JOHNNY : what i saw just now, I think my school days are. over!!!!!...lols. . . share wit ur frnds.............
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